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**** COMMODORE 64 BASIC V2 **** 64K RAM SYSTEM 38911 BASIC BYTES FREE READY. LOAD"^^NOTE TO THIS^^",8,1: SEARCHING FOR ^^NOTE TO THIS^^ LOADING READY. RUN 10 IN 'YEP I'M IRISH' USE : 20 RUNSTOP TO GET THE ANSWER 30 SPACE TO PROCEED TO NEXT JOKE 40 ENJOY! READY. - -
- AAAABCDAAEFAAGDAAAAABCDAAEFAAG HIJKLMJNOPJQRSTUOVPWXJYNOZ[/]M^_ O!"#$%&'O!"#()*+O,!-."/0O1234567 O89:;<= O>? - IG HUMP! HI TO MY CONTACTS <DOMINA - AABJAAKDEAFGAHI LMNOP LQRSTUVWLXYZ[/]^L_MZ!_Y^ L"#$P L%&'()*+L,-./012345678-2 L9:;<=> L? - - WELL IT'S BEEN A BLOODY LONG TIME SINCE FURY PUT ANYTHING OUT......OR SHOULD I SAY MIDROMIN.....WELL HERE IT IS, NOT MUCH BUT AT LEAST IT'S SOMETHING. THIS LITTLE THUNG IS CALLED *YEP I'M IRISH* SO NOW YA KNOW THAT THE OLD FUDDY DUDDY MIDROMO IS AN IRISHMAN....WELL WHIPTY FUCKIN SHIT!! JUST TO SHOW YA THAT WE IRISH HAVE A SENCE OF NUMOR HERE IS A FEW JOKES FOR YA TO HAVE A LAUGH AT MY EXPENCE......BUT DON'T LAUGH TO LOUD OR I MIGHT HEAR YOU.......THEN YA MIGHT GET A FUNNY LETTER IN THE POST......ONE WITH A REAL BANG TO IT! THIS LITTLE BULLSHIT INRO WAS CODED BY MIDROMIN OF FURY, LOGO BY EPIK OF FURY,...THIS TINY FONT BY.....HELP!! I'M IN THE SHIT AGAIN. MUSIC BY....WELL CAN'T FIND ANY CREDITS FOR THE ZAK. WOULD LIKE TO THANK STONE FOR SUPPLING THE JOKES........I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS YA BIG HUMP! HI TO MY CONTACTS <DOMINATOR> <CLIVE> <UZZY> <GOBUS> <ELWIX> <HEGG> <TYRANT> <HOST(GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN OLD FRIEND)> <ROCKY KID(LIKE WISE OLD MATIE)> <ALL THE FURY FAMILALY> <AND ALL FURYS CONTACTS> HEY HURRICANE! WHERE THE HELL HAVE YA GONE....ARE YOU STILL DOING KIWIANA? IF NOT WHY NOT GIVE IT TO THE HEGG OR SOMEONE TO FINISH! ME NAMES GOFF AND I'M OFF! - - AAAABCDAAEFAAGDAAAAABCDAAEFAAG HIJKLMJNOPJQRSTUOVPWXJYNOZ[/]M^_ O!"#$%&'O!"#()*+O,!-."/0O1234567 O89:;<= O>? - - AABJAAKDEAFGAHI LMNOP LQRSTUVWLXYZ[/]^L_MZ!_Y^ L"#$P L%&'()*+L,-./012345678-2 L9:;<=> L? - - THE IRISH ANSWER.....BLOW THE BUGGER UP! - [B/H/J/L/N/P/R/T/V/X/Z///^/ /"/$/&/(/*/,/./0/2/4/ - S RBS TDUTDUVBWVBXDUYDZ - R [B/] ^D_^D_!B"KB#D_$D% - Q>HOW DO YOU DROWN A SUBMARINE FULL OF - ] A>KNOCK ON THE HATCH. - [ Q>HOW DO YOU MAKE AN IRISHMAN BURN HIS - " A>PHONE HIM WHILE HE'S IRONING. - Q Q>WHAT DO YOU CALL AN IRISHMAN WITH HIS FINGER UP HIS ARSE? - S A>A BRAIN SURGEON. - ^ Q>WHAT IS THE DEFINITION OF GROSS - / A>144 IRISHMEREN? - _ Q>WHAT'S FIVE MILES LONG AND HAS AN IQ - ^ A>A ST.PATRICK'S DAY PROCESSION. - P Q>WHEN GOD WAS HANDING OUT RESOURCES WHY DID THE IRISH GET THE POTATOES? - G A>THEY HAD FIRST CHOICE. - X Q>WHAT HAPPEND WHEN AN IRISHMAN WANTED - D TO BE BURIED AT SEA? - R A>HIS MATES DROWNED DIGGING THE GRAVE - K Q>HOW DOES AN IRISH LADDER DIFFER FROM - D AN ORDINARY ONE? - V A>THERE IS A STOP SIGN AT THE TOP. - N Q>WHAT DO YOU CALL AN IRISHMAN WITH HALF A BRAIN? - ( Q>WHAT HAPPEN WHEN THE IRISH PLAY WATER POLO? - ! A>THEIR HORSES DROWNED. - Y Q>WHY DO IRISH DOG HAVE SHORT NOSES? - , A>FOR CHASING PARKED CARS. - V Q>HOW DOES AN IRISH FIRING SQUAD LINE UP? - ' A>ONE BEHIND THE OTHER. - Y Q>WHY DID THE BALD IRISHMAN PAINT SOME - D RABBITS ON HIS HEAD? - R A>AT A DISTANCE THEY MIGHT LIKE HARES - K Q>WHAT DO YOU DO IF AN IRISHMAN THROWS - Y A>RUN!HE'S GOT AGRENADE IN HIS MOUTH. - K Q>WHAT HAS AN IQ OF 25 AND DIGS DITCHES? - ( A>25 IRISHMEN. - " Q>WHAT HAS AN IQ OF 26 AND DIGS DITCHES? - % Q>WHY DID THE LAST IRISH ATTEMPT TO - G CLIMB MOUNT EVEREST FAIL? - M A>THEY RAN OUT OF SCAFFOLDING. - R Q>WHAT IS WRITTEN ON THE BOTTOM OF AN - E IRISH WHISKEY BOTTLE? - Q A>OPEN OTHER END. - _ Q>WHAT IS WRITTEN ON THE TOP OF AN IRISH WHISKEY BOTTLE? - W A>SEE OTHER END FOR INSTUCTIONS. - JKH - IN THE KNOW AND ON THE GO! MIDROMIN/FURY - WELL IT'S BEEN A BLOODY LONG TIME SINCE FURY PUT ANYTHING OUT - F.OR SHOULD I SAY MIDROMIN - E.WELL HERE IT IS, NOT MUCH BUT AT LEAST IT'S SOMETHING. THIS LITTLE THUNG IS CALLED *YEP I'M IRISH* - H SO NOW YA KNOW THAT THE OLD FUDDY DUDDY MIDROMO IS AN IRISHMAN - D.WELL WHIPTY FUCKIN SHIT!! JUST TO SHOW YA THAT WE IRISH HAVE A SENCE OF NUMOR HERE IS A FEW JOKES FOR YA TO HAVE A LAUGH AT MY EXPENCE - F.BUT DON'T LAUGH TO LOUD OR I MIGHT HEAR YOU - G.THEN YA MIGHT GET A FUNNY LETTER IN THE POST - F.ONE WITH A REAL BANG TO IT! - E THIS LITTLE BULLSHIT INRO WAS CODED BY MIDROMIN OF FURY, LOGO BY EPIK OF FURY,...THIS TINY FONT BY - E.HELP!! I'M IN THE SHIT AGAIN. MUSIC BY - D.WELL CAN'T FIND ANY CREDITS FOR THE ZAK. - D WOULD LIKE TO THANK STONE FOR SUPPLING THE JOKES - H.I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS YA BIG HUMP! - F HI TO MY CONTACTS <DOMINATOR> <CLIVE> <UZZY> <GOBUS> <ELWIX> <HEGG> <TYRANT> <HOST(GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN OLD FRIEND)> <ROCKY KID(LIKE WISE OLD MATIE)> <ALL THE FURY FAMILALY> <AND ALL FURYS CONTACTS> HEY HURRICANE! WHERE THE HELL HAVE YA GONE - D.ARE YOU STILL DOING KIWIANA? IF NOT WHY NOT GIVE IT TO THE HEGG OR SOMEONE TO FINISH! - T ME NAMES GOFF AND I'M OFF! - H HIJKLMJNOPJQRSTUOVPWXJYNOZ[/]M^_ - H LMNOP LQRSTUVWLXYZ[/]^L_MZ!_Y^ - THE IRISH ANSWER - E.BLOW THE BUGGER UP! - [B/H/J/L/N/P/R/T/V/X/Z///^/ /"/$/&/(/*/,/./0/2/4/ - S RBS TDUTDUVBWVBXDUYDZ - R [B/] ^D_^D_!B"KB#D_$D% - Q>HOW DO YOU DROWN A SUBMARINE FULL OF - ] A>KNOCK ON THE HATCH. - [ Q>HOW DO YOU MAKE AN IRISHMAN BURN HIS - " A>PHONE HIM WHILE HE'S IRONING. - Q Q>WHAT DO YOU CALL AN IRISHMAN WITH HIS FINGER UP HIS ARSE? - S A>A BRAIN SURGEON. - ^ Q>WHAT IS THE DEFINITION OF GROSS - / A>144 IRISHMEREN? - _ Q>WHAT'S FIVE MILES LONG AND HAS AN IQ - ^ A>A ST.PATRICK'S DAY PROCESSION. - P Q>WHEN GOD WAS HANDING OUT RESOURCES WHY DID THE IRISH GET THE POTATOES? - G A>THEY HAD FIRST CHOICE. - X Q>WHAT HAPPEND WHEN AN IRISHMAN WANTED - D TO BE BURIED AT SEA? - R A>HIS MATES DROWNED DIGGING THE GRAVE - K Q>HOW DOES AN IRISH LADDER DIFFER FROM - D AN ORDINARY ONE? - V A>THERE IS A STOP SIGN AT THE TOP. - N Q>WHAT DO YOU CALL AN IRISHMAN WITH HALF A BRAIN? - ( Q>WHAT HAPPEN WHEN THE IRISH PLAY WATER POLO? - ! A>THEIR HORSES DROWNED. - Y Q>WHY DO IRISH DOG HAVE SHORT NOSES? - , A>FOR CHASING PARKED CARS. - V Q>HOW DOES AN IRISH FIRING SQUAD LINE UP? - ' A>ONE BEHIND THE OTHER. - Y Q>WHY DID THE BALD IRISHMAN PAINT SOME - D RABBITS ON HIS HEAD? - R A>AT A DISTANCE THEY MIGHT LIKE HARES - K Q>WHAT DO YOU DO IF AN IRISHMAN THROWS - Y A>RUN!HE'S GOT AGRENADE IN HIS MOUTH. - K Q>WHAT HAS AN IQ OF 25 AND DIGS DITCHES? - ( A>25 IRISHMEN. - " Q>WHAT HAS AN IQ OF 26 AND DIGS DITCHES? - % Q>WHY DID THE LAST IRISH ATTEMPT TO - G CLIMB MOUNT EVEREST FAIL? - M A>THEY RAN OUT OF SCAFFOLDING. - R Q>WHAT IS WRITTEN ON THE BOTTOM OF AN - E IRISH WHISKEY BOTTLE? - Q A>OPEN OTHER END. - _ Q>WHAT IS WRITTEN ON THE TOP OF AN IRISH WHISKEY BOTTLE? - W A>SEE OTHER END FOR INSTUCTIONS. -